The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.