The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.