The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.