The Kneel-Down Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.