The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.