The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.