The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.