The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.