The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.