The Kneel-Down Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.