The Mystery Tweak Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.