The Bad Snap Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.