The Bad Snap Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.