The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.