The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.