The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.