The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.