The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.