The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.