The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.