The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.