The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.