The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.