The Dropped Pass Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.