The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.