The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.