The Snap Count Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.
- Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.