The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.