The Dropped Pass Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.