The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.