The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.