The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Mooney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.