The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mooney runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.