The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.