The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.