The Dropped Pass Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.