The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mooney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.