The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Mooney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.