The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.