The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Mooney tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.