The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.