The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.