The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.