The Hamstring Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.