The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.