The Hamstring Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.