The Phantom Flag Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.