The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.