The Phantom Holding Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mooney drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.