The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mooney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mooney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.